Es lunes Macarena, friggin LUNES!
y yo qiero salir con vos :(
It was the topic of many discussions, and every person, man and woman, always held it in the highest regard.
Me?
I mentally manifested the entire concept of the female orgasm into a unicorn.
Yes. A unicorn.
A very pretty, white, majestic, non existent mythical creature that everyone talks about, but you never actually see first hand.
That is… unless that hand belongs to a certain ***.
It was like nothing I had ever felt before. Well, technically it was nothing I had ever felt before. I wondered if *** even realized he granted me two pretty white unicorns.